thinking

This just in heterosexual culture still unappealing and weird
women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger. I saw one woman who had done this five times, and could now bench-press more than me in the gym. Terrifying.
when a man loves a man they have infinite strength, but when a woman loves a woman they have no weaknesses. chose wisely…
The Unstoppable Gay meets the Immovable Lesbian.
bill gates is directly responsible for the delta variant lol
by preventing non western countries from producing generic versions of the covid vaccine and instead forcing these countries to fight over a limited amount of doses he allowed a large outbreak of the disease in india which mutated the virus to be especially virulent. its literally the gates variant.
me: *scrolls through own blog*
me: honestly there is no other blog out there that is this put together, it’s a masterpiece
i think minimum wage should be 800 dollars an hour plus the drug of your choice
Everyday I learn things about wandavision against my will
I will honestly never forgive y’all for going crazy over kylo ren. like u literally had poe and finn and u chose kylo. that’s like saying u would fuck jar jar binks over anakin or obi. rip to ur taste in men but I am different
I mean HONESTLY
It’s the racism
I was going to start this off by saying “idk how to say this” but I do lmao. I hate the girlboss capitalism ideas being pushed by twitter and Instagram philosophers that all the friends you have need to serve some sort of purpose in your life other than enjoying their company. People being like “if all your friends aren’t successful millonaires then you’re failing” literally fuck you lmao. Genuine platonic friendship and companionship is not a commodity or should be seen as a business resource? You bitches are miserable and I hope you go to jail for ponzi schemes